Browns Fan Brittany Announces She’s Found Mr. Right To Share Dawg Pound Season Tickets With

Browns fan Brittany says she has season tickets and is looking for a guy

Brittany Castrataro/via Twitter

Remember Browns fan Brittany Castrataro, the woman who has Browns season tickets and was looking for Mr. Right to share her tickets with this season and possibly for much longer? She tells me the search is over and she has her guy.

In her initial plea for guys to sweep her off her feet, Brittany announced, “hey boys I’m single & have browns season tickets. p.s. these are dawg pound tickets so you better impress me.” Brittany says she found her Dawg Pound partner in a pretty unique way. His name is Cole and he didn’t even shoot a shot. He just shared a tweet on Facebook. Out of about 1,000 guys to slide into Brittany’s DMs, Cole stole her heart by not sliding in.

I’ll let Brittany tell the story:

Brittany: Hi, just wanted to keep you guys in the loop and let you know I did end up finding my browns season ticket boy! I loved your last article about this. less then a week til the first game woooo!!

BC: Let’s hear some details about the winner. What was his winning line?

BC: Brittany…you alive? Never heard back.

Brittany: hi yes sorry

Brittany: haha well it’s actually a bit of a different story. he added me on fbook back with my tweet but was like one of the only ones to not message me. then I reached out to him a couple months later and we went on a couple dates. we met each others families already too. but when I told him about the tickets he said “that’s only another added perk” So that was sweet to hear! Def the right intentions

BC: Wow, so he’s in for the entire season, signed a one-season contract?

Brittany: oh hell ya! he is definitely a keeper. let’s just say I’ve never been happier ya

BC: This is absolutely incredible. What was it about his Facebook account that drew you in? I think guys out there would love to know a winning strategy.

Brittany: I agree..haha yeah of course! well I liked the fact that he was a family oriented guy..I could tell that from his page because that is huge for me. I have a close nit family myself. and idk just looked like an all around nice guy and obviously I was attracted to him. and it looked like he was a sports fan (esp the browns) from seeing his likes and pics on his page. I’m a huge sports girl so that’s important to me as well. then we started talking and I could see all those features I just stated. very mature & sweet especially when he had no idea who I even saw the convo just flowed

BC: What an incredible love story. Kinda rooting for the Browns to go 8-8 to see if this relationship is strong enough for a disappointing season.

I’m going to suggest CBS, Fox or ESPN turn this into a segment. Probably should have Brittany and Cole on The View to tell this beautiful story of love flourishing through Browns season tickets. I could see Sam Ponder sitting down with them. Better yet Good Morning America.

And to all the ladies out there with tickets and no relationship, it’s time to have the guys shoot their shot. Stop wasting your money on the dating sites. Dangle those tickets in their faces. Bring them to their knees.

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