You would be wrong if you thought Bama fans give it a rest with the full head-to-toe Bama look during the offseason, especially coming off an ugly national championship loss to Clemson. Not this jabroni that the Vestavia Hills, Alabama cops are looking for over a stolen wallet. I’m actually surprised this (alleged) thug hasn’t been taken down because there can’t be too many Bama fans out there going with the wearing glasses and glasses on the hat look in a town of 35,000.
And how about the clear photos the cops provided us with here. Kudos to the fuzz for the quality here. I’d be shocked if this Bammer makes it through the week on the run.
From the Vestavia Hills Police:
Vestavia Investigators need your assistance in identifying the individual depicted in these photos. On 02/13/2019 the victim’s wallet with credit cards was taken from his vehicle in the 2200 block of Lime Rock Road. The subject in the photos is a person of interest in this case.
If you have any information, please contact Sgt. Cobb at 978-0117 or 978-0140. You may also text an anonymous tip to 274637 (CRIMES) keyword VHPD or submit a tip via the web by clicking on the “SUBMIT A TIP” tab on this Facebook page. Thanks.
Let me profile this guy for a second:
• Message board guy, possibly going by RammerJammerNickIsG-O-D
• Might coach a baseball team — the glasses on the hat says he played some softball
• Little more upscale than your typical Walmart Bammer; likely shops for gear at Academy
• Drives a Chevy Silverado; possibly an 8-foot ladder in the bed
• Catches 2-3 Bammer games a year thanks to tickets from work; probably one of the early cupcake games and the cupcake before Auburn
[HT: @IsolatedBammers ]
