via WKBN
I lost track of the Albert Maruna chicken alfredo underage victim seduction case out of NE Ohio, but thanks to our reader @JimmySportToons, I can now report that Big Al will be heading to jail over the alfredo seduction that ended up being on a cop who slapped cuffs on the Jonah Hill-looking toolbag.
Big Al thought he was meeting a 15-year-old boy so he wanted it to be all romantic. Yep, food was Big Al’s go-to seduction tool.
From WKBN:
An Ashtabula County man who tried to seduce an underage victim with Chicken Alfredo and Sprite will serve seven days in the county jail. Albert Maruna, now 23, was arrested in an Austintown sex sting back in December.
He thought he was talking to a 15-year-old boy online, but it was actually an undercover Austintown police officer. Maruna arranged to meet the officer in Austintown. He planned to bring lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo to the date.
He’ll be on house arrest for 120 days and will have to register as a Tier One sex offender.
Big Al got real lucky here. He must have a damn good lawyer because normally you don’t go trying to lure an underage boy to a chicken alfredo bash and only get seven days in the pen.
What does tier one sex offender mean? Big Al will be registering until he’s 38 & still a virgin.
via Facebook/Daily MailA Tier 1 sex offender is the lowest level, with the offenses ranging from voyeurism, sexual imposition, pandering obscenity, menacing by stalking with sexual motivation and importuning. Tier 1 offenders must register their address every year for 15 years.
