There was no Jennifer Lopez cameo in Alex Rodriguez’s second game as an ESPN baseball analyst, but he provided content once again by opening a water bottle like a crazy person.
For whatever reason, A-Rod decided twisting the cap wasn’t the way to go and instead popped the thing like a damn champagne bottle. It was a decision that colleague Jessica Mendoza paid for as H20 ended up splashing everywhere.
It’s entirely possible A-Rod hasn’t opened a water bottle in years, right? The guy started earning crazy money when he was 21 and now dates Jennifer Lopez in his post-baseball life. I’m assuming these two pay servants to do every mundane thing for them.