Bama Fan Accused Of Trying To Entice Boys Into His Car With Candy, Sheriff Says


I mean, the whole ‘Free Candy’ van thing is supposed to be a horrible joke about horrible people doing horrible things. It wasn’t meant to be a real life moment for Bama fan to (allegedly) pull on some little kids in one Alabama county. Of course our friends at Isolated Incidents tracked down Brian’s Facebook account and found out that he’s a Bama fan. The account is pretty much what you assume it’s going to look like.
You get the idea.
From AL.com:

Brian Ray Ensor, a 40-year-old from Haleyville, is charged with felony enticing a child, Franklin County Jail records show. Bail hasn’t been set.
Franklin County Sheriff Shannon Oliver said the incident happened Sunday afternoon on the east side of the county.
“There were some kids out playing in the yard, and he stopped his vehicle at the end of the driveway,” Oliver said. “He tried to get the kids to come get in his vehicle. He was trying to get them to come out with candy.”
Oliver said the children refused and ran inside the house. When their parents came outside, Ensor drove away.

You (allegedly) piece of shit. What were you going to do if those kids accepted that candy?

It’s a meme, you moron! Know your memes!

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