There’s something very disturbing going on over on Nantucket Island this summer. Bill Belichick is taking days off. Seriously. I don’t know if he’s taking off half-days like he’s a blogger who needs a few hours off on Fridays just to feel like he’s human or if Bill’s taking full days off to recharge the 65-year-old batteries to keep up with his hot girlfriend Linda Holliday.
But it’s clear that Belichick is taking off time to bike all over Nantucket. He’s even setting fashion trends by wearing a hat under his biking helmet along with biking gloves. Kurt Russell is even starting to bike like Hoodie.
Let’s not forget that chant that Bill started at the S.B. LI victory parade:
Now some of you are going to jump to conclusions and think I’m some sort of anti-Belichick Bengals fan who wants to take unnecessary shots at the GOAT.
I have a blogging responsibility to point out that it looks like Bill isn’t spending his summer holed up in a Nantucket film room dissecting the AFC East or catching up on his personnel heading into camp.