Bill Belichick’s Sex Life Is (Probably) Better Than Yours

 

Bill Belichick had himself a weekend. Of course there was Hoodie staring at Chrissy Teigen’s ass and now this from the New York Post about Bill being all horned up at a post-White House Correspondents’ Dinner party. Face it, Hoodie’s sex life is on fire compared to yours. Is there a guy having a better life right now? Rings, the best QB in the history of the game and dime girlfriend Linda Holliday on his arm. You should live your life trying to be half as great as this guy.

From Page Six:

Later at Vanity Fair/Bloomberg’s starry bash, guests noted the Patriots coach “all over” his own girlfriend, Linda Holliday.

“He was getting really grabby,” said a spy at the party, where guests included Teigen and fellow models Adriana Lima, Naomi Campbell, Hannah Davis, Karlie Kloss and Irina Shayk.

Stop and think of all the sex Hoodie wants from Linda. He goes all season working like 100 hours dissecting ways to beat opponents and barely comes home to Linda. Of course he’s going to go nuts from late February to June/early July. Packs in the banging into those 4 1/2 months. Multiple times a day. In the limo after the Vanity Fair party. The guy is probably Gronk’s father and that bomb just hasn’t dropped yet.