I just want to thank Sammy Sosa for giving the internet some prime content on the worst sports week of the year. The All-Star game was a bore-fest and the ESPYs made us all cry in our living room while Peyton Manning slipped in a few dad jokes, but then here comes Sammy Sosa over the top looking like a Pepto Bismol bottle.
This is prime BDs territory. You get a photo like this to go viral and they’ll have a field day with it. Sammy Sosa has gone from black to white to black again to now pink, so the jokes pretty much write themselves. But we all know the BDs make everything 100 times funnier.