Sammy Sosa Still Looking Quite Ghostly

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As you can see from the above photo, it doesn’t look like our boy Sammy Sosa has spent much time this summer catching some rays. I really didn’t think it was possible for Sammy to get much whiter than he already is, but here we are — Slammin’s apparently so white that he tucks his polo into his goddamn jeans. And that red fedora? Yeah, it only accentuates the Michael Jackson vibe he’s apparently going for.
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You must be wondering to yourself, “Why the hell is Slammin’ and his red fedora posing with nurses at a hospital?” No answers on our end — we’re just glad the pics exist.

Looking even whiter for this red carpet event:

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