Pictured: Big Ballers Not Wearing BBB Footwear

There’s nothing hotter in the sneaker community these days than Big Baller Brand’s ZO2 — and that’s all thanks to marketing freight train LaVar Ball selling the hell out of his family for the past few months. Sure we laugh and mock him for charging the equivalent of rent for basketball sneakers, but you already know there are idiots (at least 328, thus far) dropping paychecks on them.

The only thing missing now is a physical model of the ZO2s. They have to exist, right? Or are these just photshopped Kobes with Lonzo’s autograph?

Independence is Beautiful. We are proud to present the ZO2 Wet.
Signed By Lonzo | LED Box Included pic.twitter.com/OnaUCLlLZQ

— Big Baller Brand (@bigballerbrand) May 4, 2017

If the Balls do have ZO2s, they’re keeping them a secret for now because Jordans and Adidas seem to be their go-to for recent outings:

Giving other brands some free PR on “Sports Science”: