Gary Player’s Sad He Wasn’t Invited On Spring Break With The #SB2K17 Boys

When you're disappointed not to be invited to #SB2K17.. all alone on the beach😔 @JordanSpieth @RickieFowler @SmylieKaufman10 @JustinThomas34

— Gary Player (@garyplayer) April 12, 2017

I’m starting to move Gary Player right up my “Guys I want to party with” list and he’s rising fast. In fact, he’s on a heater. Not only did Gary make the perfect tweet today about not getting and invite to the #SB2K17 party with Fowler, Spieth, Justin Thomas and Smylie, but it was just over the weekend when Gary was giving Instagram Hot Golf Chick Chelsea Lynn Pezzola.

This is where I remind you that Player is 81. EIGHTY ONE!

Something tells me this single tweet is going to turn into Gary getting a future invite to party with the boys. I’m thinking a special 3-day trip where they let Gary bring a four-some and the two groups battle it out and get drunk.

Of course Gary will have to get a pump in between rounds. You know he’s a workout freak….and likes sex.

“You can’t live a full life without love. As for my sex life,  whatever you THINK it is … double that.”

“My diet is no bacon, sausage or white bread. I’m not a big meat-eater. I eat avocado, olive oil, nuts and my splurge is a Snickers.”

Make it happen, boys. Get Gary an invite.

There are many ways to watch @TheMasters. Rest is rust

— Gary Player (@garyplayer) April 9, 2017