This right here is why I get up in the morning. I wake up and Gina’s dropping Leebs’ stories in the DMs. Just dumping out all the stories. The marathon sex claims. The Dirty Dozen girlfriend claim. All of it. This keeps my heart ticking. Little did I know nearly nine years ago that I was starting a blog — with $10, BTW — that would eventually turn into a job where I can post the most random shit about sports and you guys would be interested in that randomness.
Someone accused me on Thursday of producing garbage journalism. Mark, or Marc as he spelled it, was right. But I had to let Mark know that this is exactly what the readers want. I produce shitter content. Guys taking dumps love this stuff. Guys taking dumps at work really like this stuff.
They can’t get enough of Leebs. They can’t get enough of NSFWBDs. They can’t get enough of the Daily Dump. They can’t get enough of the same Ric Flair GIFs I tweet.
The biggest business disaster you can make is not giving the customer what he/she wants. So here you go, Mark. This one is for you.