Manziel should be more fake on Snappy Chatty
Snappy chatty….snappy chatty….braaahhhhh…watch me launch this pineapple brah….watch me run my fingers through my Lyle Lovett hair braaahhh. Yes, I watched the Manziel Hawaii Snapchats. Yes, I watched him pour out the bottle of bourbon(?). Of course he’s going to drink again. Of course I assume he hasn’t stopped drinking. I’m all for the social media explosion out of the guy, but it needs to be less fake. He’s being a try hard and it’s coming off as dumb social media. At least destroy a Hawaii hotel room to prove you’re not being fake.
Numbers from @darenw:
Jose Altuve just went from first to home in 10.7 seconds. That’s pretty fast. Top speed of 20.4 MPH.
