The big pre-NFL Draft news today came out of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, where a tidbit about Eli Apple’s alleged shortcomings in the kitchen caught the Internet’s attention:
“They were surprised he ran that well. I worry about him because of off-the-field issues. The kid has no life skills. At all. Can’t cook. Just a baby. He’s not first round for me. He scares me to death.” Wonderlic was 21.
Of course, Apple got some attention last month when he revealed that a scout asked him if he liked men:
Perhaps this was some revenge against Apple for outing another ridiculous interview question? Maybe! Either way, your favorite WAG on Twitter, Miko Grimes, is having none of it:
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725362575945306112
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725362869626236929
Then she dropped some gold — Brent apparently can’t care for himself:
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725363083133112320
And is colorblind:
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725381698637066240
Some more Miko fun:
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725363836589477888
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725364157109788672
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725366314043240448
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725366601940258816
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725366777698377728
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/725367026634485760
For what it’s worth, Ezekiel Elliott loves Eli’s work in the kitchen:
Eli has made me some fire fried chicken and mac and cheese. The source seems to be pretty unreliable 😂😂
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) April 27, 2016
