After giving Sam Bradford and Chase Daniel a ton of cash, the Eagles were the last team you’d expect to make a major play for Carson Wentz or Jared Goff. But they did anyway, as they gifted the goddamn Browns a boatload of draft picks in a blockbuster deal:
That’s right, the Browns swindled a team — that’s a new low, even for the Eagles.
And how is the team’s superfan, EatDatP****445 (EDP), handling this news? Not well, folks. Not well at all.
As you can see below, EDP unloads his usual NSFW rant and is nearly reduced to tears towards the end of the video:
You have to feel for EDP here. It wasn’t too long ago that he was jacked about Chip Kelly getting the axe.