It’s 4/20 day, which means stoners all around the world are toking up for their version of Christmas (like they need a holiday to get baked).
But if you’re an NFL player, you’ve got to check yourself because the shield has cronies running around and showing up to houses for random drug tests — just ask LeVeon Bell all about it:
of course I get a "random" drug test on 4/20…good luck with that sample
— Le'Veon Bell (@L_Bell26) April 20, 2016
Le’Veon, of course, was charged with marijuana possession — and driving under the influence — with his buddy LeGarrette Blount back in 2014, so this test isn’t too shocking.
We’re guessing dumbasses Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon will be under heavy surveillance as well for the big holiday.
Sidenote: In case you were wondering, still no word on LeGarrette getting tested.