Former NBA player Shane Battier hosts an annual charity karaoke event to raise money “for the development and education of underserved youths and teens.” While definitely a worthy cause, we can’t help but roll our eyes hard at the name of the event — “Battioke.” UGH. Leave it to the Duke guy to be the worst, right?
Anyway, all anyone can talk about from this big karaoke night is Rockets GM Daryl Morey and Battier singing a duet of “Wicked.” Not us. We’re focused on the important things — like special guest Roger Clemens showing up in a skull shirt and belting out Toby Keith’s “The Size I Wear” like a goddamn boss:
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We haven’t seen Rog since June, so it’s good to see him still swagging hard around Texas in his faded dad jeans.
Roger at “Battioke.”
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