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Roger Clemens

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Aug 6, 2017

Roger Clemens Feasted on a Custom “Rocket” Cake for His 55th Birthday

Much to the dismay of BC HQ, the king of swag himself, Roger Clemens, has been MIA all summer. You’d...

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Jan 23, 2017

Roger Clemens Drives One Deep, Saves His Ass With Long Putt For Par

Get this guy into the HOF. Stop worrying about PEDs.

Jun 22, 2015

Roger Clemens Swagged Hard at the Orem Owlz’s Home Opener

The Rocket throws out the first pitch in style.

May 26, 2015

Roger Clemens 1983 Scouting Reports

  I’ve been slacking on MLB scouting reports ever since Joe Student left BC for a new job in North...

Mar 25, 2015

Roger Clemens Reportedly Told Birthday Girl She Has Nice Ass

The guy is just dripping swag...even at some random Texas bar.

Mar 13, 2015

Roger Clemens Swaggin’ Out at Texas Fashion Show

You know who’s becoming a fixture at fashion shows? Our pal, and fashion guru, Roger Clemens. Folks in Houston were...

Feb 13, 2015

Roger Clemens Shows Off His Man Jewelry at Fashion Show

– Plaid Cargo Pants – “Don’t Sweat My Swag” Nike Shirt – World Series rings – Camo golf pants –...

Dec 16, 2014

Looks Like Roger Clemens Wore A World Series Ring To Country Concert

  It’s been ages since we’ve done a Roger Clemens swag update, so it would make sense that Rocket comes...

Nov 6, 2014

Toby Keith…Roger Clemens…Rog’s Camo Golf Pants…SWAG ALERT!

  Some of you have been begging me for an update on Roger Clemens and his swag. Rocket has gone...

Jul 7, 2014

Roger Clemens 4th Of July Weekend Baseball Tournament Swag

  That’s a College World Series visor. Black socks. The iPhone where it normally resides. The wrist thing (is that...

Apr 24, 2014

Roger Clemens Uncorks Wild Pitch On Houston TV Morning Show

    Hall of fame aim, Rog. Clemens’ son, Koby, plays for the Sugarland Skeeters and Rocket used to play...

Feb 28, 2014

Roger Clemens Double Fisting In Cargos At Honda Classic

Just days after impressing us with his plaid cargo pants while on a visit to the Golf Channel, Roger Clemens...

Dec 29, 2013

Roger Clemens Belts Out ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Party

It’s now clear that Roger Clemens has a go-to song when he decides to sing at parties. There was the...

Oct 12, 2013

Longhorn Roger Clemens Throwing ‘Go Frogs’ With TCU Women’s Golf Team

  Though he attended the University of Texas, former MLB All-Star pitcher Roger Clemens is beloved in places all over...

Sep 30, 2013

Roger Clemens Sings ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Birthday Party

What was Roger Clemens up to this weekend? Oh, not much besides singing Wild Cherry’s classic “Play that funky music”...

Aug 9, 2013

I’m Begging Roger Clemens To Stop Wearing These Red Cargo Shorts

Roger Clemens is a real American hero. Remember when every other big league player accused of using PEDs caved and...

Jul 25, 2013

I Can’t Believe How Giant Roger Clemens’ Boobs Have Gotten

  Someone on Twitter today said he’s on performance enhancing donuts. Our buddy Glenn wanted to know about the iPhone...

Jul 10, 2013

Roger Clemens Swag Alert: White Cargo Pants & Red Cargo Shorts!

Roger Clemens is in Waldorf, Maryland today for the Atlantic League All-Star Game to watch his son Koby play and...

Jul 2, 2013

Roger Clemens’ Swag Alert: White Belt, Cargoes & Iced Starbucks

  Just a day after we were sweating Roger Clemens’ black jorts swag, Rocket returns with more heat from the...

Jul 1, 2013

Roger Clemens Swag Alert: Black Jorts!

  I don’t know what to say. Are there really words for what we’re looking at from Rogers Clemens’ Department...

Jun 26, 2013

Roy Williams Busts Out His Boobs In Bahamas

  It seems that a few athletes and UNC head coach Roy Williams just happened to be in the Bahamas...