Just Checking His Armpit Stench At the Marlins Game


The good news here for the Marlins Armpit Sniffer is that the roof was closed Monday night at the Pirates-Marlins game so the humidity wasn’t unbearable. Sure, you’re going to have a little sweat going because these ballparks can’t be cooled to 69 like he has it set at home. You’re going to have a little funk brewing in that pit.

So you give it a wipe to see if the Speed Stick is holding up. His nose didn’t twitch. Everything must’ve still been good in the top of the 8th.

By the way, what’s up with older white dudes armpit sniffing? And this disgusting behavior isn’t new. There was a time when armpit sniffers made $5-$10 to be volunteer sniffers.