@bustedcoverage he's at it again pic.twitter.com/vOfN1LbziK
— Leila Knight (@ModelLeila) July 19, 2015
I was sitting around Saturday night just having a quiet night at home cruising Twitter just looking to slide into some DMs when all of a sudden Jose Canseco mention something about “mowing the lawn.”
It was Saturday night, he lives in Vegas, has the whole Canseco lifestyle going on. That tweet had to mean that Canseco was about to go pound town, right? You know he has that hot girlfriend (Jose corrected me: fiancee) Leila Knight. “Mowing the lawn” had to be innuendo. My bullshit meter was at an all-time high because it was Saturday.
No way Jose Canseco would be actually mowing his lawn instead of hitting the poker tables after slaying. Annnndddd…I was wrong. Jose was seriously mowing the lawn. And mowing it at night because it’s hot as balls in Vegas in July.
Going to mow the lawn
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 19, 2015
I didn't lose any toes mowing the lawn well maybe my pinky toe but that one doesn't matter
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 19, 2015
Someone tell @ModelLeila to help me with the lawn
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 19, 2015
Thinking about asking Canseco if I can come out to Vegas and just document a day in the life. Pretty sure that’s a new frontier for BC. We fly in, Jose picks us up at the airport, runs some errands, hit a locals casino, maybe go crush some softballs. I assume people would be fascinated by such a project.
I’ll work on it.
