Buy This Cincinnati Bengals Tailgate Armored Truck (w/ Beer Taps) — $20,000

Folks, it’s finally happened. We’ve found the gold standard in Cincinnati Bengals tailgating in this Bengals themed 1996 International armored truck. Forget the creeper vans, the rundown RVs and forgettable short buses — this is where the party should be.
The price tag is $20,000 for this monster, but it’s easily worth being the pre-game showstopper at Paul Brown Stadium. I mean, if there was ever a tailgate car that could get someone laid, this might be it. You’ve got two beer taps on the side, custom lighting that makes this thing look like Bengals Christmas party at night, etc., etc.
Information from the seller:

“Big Sexy”
Cincinnati Bengals
Ultimate Tailgate Truck
1996 International 4700 Armored Truck
Everything is Customized
14 Passenger
Brown ostrich leather and football leather (Black Ostrich leather air-ride driver’s seat)
Full Sound System, Very Loud; Custom HVAC System; TV; Fiber Optic Lights; 2 Beer Taps
To Much To List
KNOWN ISSUE
Engine is a 466DT and goes into Safe Mode — Unknown Reason Why — Starts and Runs
TRADE OFFERS ACCEPTED

We might not be able to post another Bengals tailgate again unless it lives up to this. I mean, how many tailgates feature ostrich leather seating?
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