Creeper Tennessee Titans Tailgate Van For Sale — $2,300

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Looking a cool way to boast your Titans fandom and creep out the neighbors? If so, this 1993 Ford E-350 van in Rivergate should do the trick. For real, this thing is the worst.

For $2,300 you’re purchasing a dented van, leather seating loaded with duct tape and some disgusting Titans throws. There aren’t even Titans vinyls on the exterior! To be honest, tailgates don’t get any shadier than this.

Information from the seller:

With only 62,000 miles on it, this van passed Nashville’s emissions test with flying colors after setting all winter without being started! Seats 15, and with a Titans blue paint job and a Titans themed interior this van would make a perfect addition to any fans tailgating setup. Would also make a great tour van for all the musicians out there. Blue book average value is $4125, asking $2450 or best offer. Will consider trades, especially if you have any Bose karaoke equipment bought within the last year. Also listing a heavy duty trailer, would go great with the van if you’re looking to start you own business!

It’s not the first time we’ve come across a seller willing to trade his tailgate, but usually it’s for another car — not goddamn karaoke equipment. Maybe look into Bose karaoke gear and see if that’s actually cheaper than forking over $2,300?

Or, you know, live another day and don’t meet the weirdo trying to play this listing off as a Titans tailgate. Seriously, just remove the Titans towels and it’s just a blue van.

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