Cena: Rusev Can "Red, White and Blow Me"

I’m not nearly cool enough to know what’s going down this weekend at Wrestlemania or even where it’s at, so I won’t even worry about getting in over my head here. What I do know is that John Cena faces Russian badass Rusev for the United States champion belt. Rusev, I hear, is supposedly Bulgarian, but represents Russia in the WWE. Again, you have to really get into the storyline to know all the details.
What’s clear is that Sunday’s match will be good (USA) vs. evil (Russia) just like the old days in the WWF.
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The other great news for this match, according to those who track these things, is that former Florida State Cowgirl Lana will be in Rusev’s corner for this huge title match. It’s been one helluva ride for CJ Perry from hanging with Jenn Sterger to appearing in one of the most popular pop culture events in the world.
Dreams do come true.

Here’s the rest of Cena on Kimmel. This will give you a red, white and blue boner:

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