Roger Clemens Shows Off His Man Jewelry at Fashion Show


– Plaid Cargo Pants
– “Don’t Sweat My Swag” Nike Shirt
– World Series rings
– Camo golf pants
– Iphone on belt
– Red cargo shorts
– Black jorts
If you’re a longtime reader of BC, you know who’s worn this wonderful assortment of gear. Roger effin’ Clemens.
I don’t get why people go nuts about Nick Young and all his hypebeast, try-hard swag when the real show is going down in Texas with Rog. Seriously. Let us know when Swaggy P rocks some black jorts, a Nike tee, and white visor with a pair of Yeezy Boosts—then we might be impressed.
Clemens is the Swaggy P around here, and he stayed true to his title a couple of days ago at a Texas fashion show. What exactly was Roger doing at a fashion show? Who knows, maybe he’s going full-Kanye and is delving into the fashion game. He was certainly dressed the part with ice on the wrist, a World Series ring on the finger, and necklace to nail that threesome.
93Q host Erica Rico could hardly keep the pants on:

Normally man jewelry is a sign for a woman to peace out. But in Roger’s case, he gets the down-to-Earth label tagged on him. How astonishing is that? That’s how Roger keeps it 100 in retirement.
 
For anyone new to the Roger Swag Series, this is for you:

 

 

 

 

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