For an 73 year old man, Robert Kraft has a significant amount of swag. He’s obviously loaded. He owns one of the most dominant franchises in the history of the NFL. He dates an actress who is 39 years younger than him. All of these things- and more- add up to one swagful, horny old man.
This picture of Kraft sporting a pair of Super Bowl cuff links only reinforces three things:
- Bob Kraft is better than all of us.
- Bob Kraft knows he’s better than all of us.
- Bob Kraft enjoys reminding us that he’s better than all of us.
And as if the cuff links weren’t enough; Kraft had the audacity to bring his young, hot girlfriend down to the field for all the world to see, while rocking a pair of limited edition Nike Air Force 1’s.
He’s such a dick, but I can’t even hate on him. Bob Kraft is so much cooler than I’ll ever be, so I should probably just start accepting it at this point.
God I hope the Patriots lose tonight.