The NFL Will Flag The Seahawks 15 Yards If Marshawn Grabs His Dick


According to Pro Football Talk, the NFL will penalize the Seahawks 15 yards if Marshawn Lynch decides to grab his dick again.
Fines obviously have done nothing to deter Lynch from his patented celebration, so NFL V.P. of Officiating Dean Blandino has reportedly decided that the best way to halt Lynch’s hilarious antics is to penalize his team on the actual football field.
Blandino told Paolantonio that if Lynch grabs his crotch after scoring a touchdown, “that means they will kick off from the 20 yard line.”
Still not sure if this will be enough to stop Marshawn if he breaks free for a touchdown, but it will be interesting to see how things shake out. If Lynch does decide to retire the crotch grab, we’re all certainly going to miss it:

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