Florida State Porn Star Mia Khalifa Analyzes ESPN Analysts – Part Two


 
By now you know of Florida State porn star Mia Khalifa thanks to her Busted Coverage work that turned into attention from the other 40 blogs out there who are the first to bash BC about “doing it for pageviews” and then they post about Mia. Anyway, I’m guilty as charged. I know Florida State fans and fans that hate Florida State want to hear from Mia, so I’m going to post what the readers want. This isn’t a newspaper. I’m not here to please Richard Deitsch.
Anyway, moving along.
Last week,  analyzed the first batch of ESPN college football analysts for sexiness and whether or not she’d enjoy personal time with that analyst. Mia said she wasn’t doing anything today, so I threw out four more names.

 

Trevor Matich   |  1.5-star analyst

Mia says: He looks like a less sweaty Al Golden and like he used the word “dweeb” but not ironically in college.
Verdict: No, I would not sleep with him, the only person from BYU I would ever consider sleeping with is Jimmer Fredette.

Reece Davis   |  3.5-star analyst

Mia says:  He’s a total DILF that went to BAMA but isn’t southern… So I don’t have to worry about a small inbred dick when I pull his pants down. His voice is pretty calming considering most analysts YELL when they talk (lookin’ at you, Corso).
Verdict: Yes, I would sleep with him, but only if his wife was in the next room and had no idea.
 

 

 

Brent Musburger   |  1-star analyst

Mia says: His broadcasts have always been informative, fair, and not “boring” per say, but as I stated last time, desperation smells worse than beer sweats. Or in his case, matzah ball soup sweats.
Verdict: No, because why bother? Let’s be honest, I’m no Katherine Webb and he can’t get it up for anyone else.

 

Todd McShay   |  3-star analyst

Mia says: Looks like a less busted Owen Wilson and he went to school in the DMV (where I’m from) he does a pretty good job of keeping a no coast bias but something about him still tells me to not sleep over if I do sleep with him.
Verdict: Yes, I would sleep with him, but we’re meeting in a public location and all he’s getting is a handy in the car the first time.
 

 

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