Remember when you couldn’t drop a slavery sex Twitter joke while referencing a black ESPN host? Those days are officially history. It’s on thanks to the great @artiequitter.
The good news for Cari Champion is that she’s being noticed by white guys like Artie Lange. The bad news is that she went viral because Artie had a slave owner/slave fantasy. Think about this for second. You work your ass off for years and finally get your dream job working with two of the biggest douchebags in sports. ESPN wants you to be the hot black chick that gets black dudes to watch the show because research shows that black guys are suckers for argumentative shows like this.
Your career is taking off because the show is a ratings machine because there are so many black dudes who don’t work 9-5 and need something to watch.
Then along comes Artie to buzzkill the whole thing. @CariChampion has yet to respond.