Need more proof that Bama fans are the dumbest fans in college football? Meet Marc Tarantino. Of course he’s a Bama fan. Marc was scheduled to show up for sentencing on burglary and theft charges in Autauga County, Alabama. Of course Marc didn’t show up for sentencing. He was busy.
Knowing that cops were looking for him, Bama fan did what any dumb Bama fan would do…he went on Facebook and started taunting the sheriff’s office with messages that included variations of Roll Tide. Of course he did.
According to WAFF, the sheriff was in the mood to play:
Police took him up on the challenge, calling in a state helicopter and dog tracking teams and surrounding a home on County Road 57 in Marbury Wednesday afternoon. With the house surrounded, Tarantino tried to get away by running out a door and taking off into the woods.
“We flushed him out of the house and the dogs ran him for about 300 yards. He went through the woods trying to get away but the tracking dogs ran him down. He was afraid they were going to bite him. He gave up so we got him and put him in jail,” the sheriff said.
Marc’s last message before cops came for his ass was…
Don’t u worry bout a thing u no I got it handled, alota bitchs snitchin but I’m still gamblin!!!COME ON BACK,,ROLLTIDE!!!!!
Now Marc is locked up without bail and his Facebook is open for all to see. ROLLTIDE!
[HT: @ClemsonTom]
