Here’s my favorite Bengals joke.
“What’s the difference between Andy Dalton and a dollar bill? You get 4 quarters from a dollar bill.”
But this Bengals party bus is no joke. The owner bought it from a school district after 200,000 miles, then painted on a Bengals helmet and pimped it out for tailgating. It’s got everything you need. Satellite TV, captains chairs, table with cup holders, sweet turf-style carpet, and a padded bench for pre- and post-game love with drunk Cincinnati MILFs (NOTE: I’ve been told by a neighbor who’s a Bengals fan that the MILF drink of choice these days is hard cider with a Fireball shot).
According to the seller:
This bus was purchased from a school district after initial 200,000 miles. Bus was customized with Bengals Helmet paint job on outside and custom interior with satellite TV, captains chairs and table. Bus has been used the last few years for tailgating and runs very well. Customized grill attached to the hitch for convenient tailgate grilling, storage bin welded on bottom for tent and chair storage and storage on interior underneath bench. Comfortably holds up to 12 people.
Hurry…the auction is about to end.
