Buy Carlos Lee's Two Kitchen Texas Palace For $1.9 Million

 
 
The only time you ever hear about former MLB slugger Carlos Lee these days is when some blogger whine how bad the prospects their team traded for him have blown or when some bozo on the Twitters needs someone famous to make a fat joke.
“Yo mama so fat, she stuck out at the plate almost as much as Carlos Lee!”
“How do you get Carlos Lee to steal home?
“Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.”
Fat jokes or not, major league baseball is the only job in America where a man of Lee’s rotund stature could bank enough paper to afford a 5 bed, 9 bath house in Texas for which the LAT’s sports celeb realtor gawd Neal Leitereg flagged that Lee recently put on the market for $1,900,000.
That complex’s 1.11 acre had to be handy to host a rodeo or two for him to ditch out on spring training for.

 
Via its listing:

Wonderful opportunity to live on one of the largest lots in the area (48,303 sq ft) over an acre. House is 9,117+ sq ft and has been previously updated. Expansive Media room and gameroom upstairs. Master suite is downstairs with an adjacent space that can be exercise room or whatever. Catering kitchen in addition to the gourmet kitchen open to the family area and breakfast room. Light and bright with plantation shutters. Open floorplan. Huge backyard with pool.

A catering and a gourmet kitchen?

 
No one wonder Carlos got so big.
The cherry on top of Carlos hot fudge sundae that he ate before he bought this house?

Great trees


The trees are the right height here.

The Toledo Mud Hens Mini-Golf Course Is Ready To Go
The Toledo Mud Hens Mini-Golf Course Is Ready To Go
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