Score This Iowa Tailgating Party Wagon For Only $1,000

The 2014 Iowa Hawkeyes have been a cruel bunch so far this season. They’ve had to gut out victories over such prestigious teams like the scrappy UNI Panthers and their ace gunner Ali Farokhmanesh and clashed on the line with Ball State Cardinals led by their rugged offensive lineman Jason Whitlock.
Wait? You tell me Farokhmanesh played hoops and Whitlock hasn’t played ball 60 lbs ago? You’ve made my point for me.
The fact Iowa has had to bleed out executating Ws over such anonymous competition has driven Iowa fans batty. It’s even caused one fan to put his tricked Iowa-themed party bus for sale on eBay for a reasonable $1,000.

It’s like Xzhibit pimped this guy ride with in cornfield with what he found at the Cedar Rapids Radio Shack.

“Hawks Game Day Tailgating Party Bus. Very nice condition. Engine has a lower end knock, starts and runs but see full description.”

You can say that about the Iowa offense.
Other than immortalizing Robert Gallery of all people,

This is my favorite feature…

Am/FM CD radio with 6 disc changer, nice amp “see pics” 4 inside custom speakers football shaped, and two external speakers.

Only six CDs? Doesn’t this guy know Nickelback has eight albums?

I say you love Nickelback Iowa because I love you, Iowa. Even in spite of you drowning my Nittany Lions’s national title hopes in 2008 and following that up for making me freeze my ass of in 40-degree rain in 2009.
Your only redeeming quality:
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Love it or leave it, Hawkeye fans. For me, I think I’ll leave it.