Bid On Auction To Eat Buffet With Cleveland Browns Offensive Line — $500!



As you BC lifers know, I love a good sports auction. The more creative the better. If Cam Newton’s BCS game pants are sitting there and I only need to pay $1,700 for those pants, I’m going to pounce on that auction. That’s where I’m at right now after BC CLE blogger Zach Freshwater told me about the Browns auctioning off the chance to eat a buffet with the Browns offensive line. And I get to bring friends.

I’m not even a Browns fan, but this sounds like a helluva good time and the proceeds go to the Browns Foundation.

You and three guests will eat like the players do.  Guests will join Pro Bowl center Alex Mack and members of the Browns offensive line, including Mitchell Schwartz, Joel Bitonio and John Greco, for a buffet at the Browns Berea Training Facility.

The starting bid is just $500 for that unique experience. Of course I’m interested in how these beasts eat during the regular season. Um, yes I’d pay good money to watch Bitonio (6-4, 315) hammer a couple piles of lasagna. That sounds like a fun experience. I picture this event turning into an all-you-can-eat pumpkin pie & whipped cream contest and you’re not out until you puke. And I get to experience all this with three of my buddies.

I might bid on it.

Trying to watch your weight and this experience doesn’t sound like fun? There are other opportunities including the chance to attend a movie premiere with dreamy Jordan Cameron; you can buy an auction to be a Browns reporter for a day (that sounds like a complete waste of money); you can bid on an auction to go fishing with Joe Thomas (sounds like an awesome experience because the guy is a fishing machine); you can also bid on a golfing experience with the Browns special teams players.

Bid here.