Yes, yes, yes. I know that’s not The Giant Ass. Thanks to all of you who told me that on Twitter. You might…
It's on! Or something. We know you're fascinated with Kim Kardashian's dating life, so we've got the latest update for you. The giant ass has moved on from not-quite-yet-ex-husband Kris Humphries with rapper Kanye West. Former boyfriend Reggie Bush doesn't seem to think much of the pairing. We're sure Kanye will make up some idiotic lyrics dissing Bush in one of his next songs. He already did it to Humphries. JUMP!
Kim and Reggie! Reggie and Kim! It's the reunion you've been waiting for! At least, we think it is. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted together in Beverly Hills this weekend, where they apparently looked cozy. They've also reportedly been spending a lot of time together recently. It sure sounds like it's back on to us, which we're sure you're as ecstatic about as we are. Here are all the gory details. Check it!
Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That's right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw... hmmmm... probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We're sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we're sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!
The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries joke marriage is no more and the people are sad. Some fans got together in New York this week to hold a candlelight vigil in honor of the fake nuptials and we've got the photos to prove it. We've also got the latest prop bets on Kardashian's next target from BoDog.com. Tiger Woods? Sure, why the hell not! Actually, we're not taking that action. There are some nice bets, though. Check it!
There's trouble in paradise. Kim Kardashian's sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, don't seem to think too much of Mr. Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries. That's a real shame. A real made-for-TV shame. Frankly, we could care less what any of these idiots think about anything. Unfortunately, we're not the rest of the world, so you'll probably be hearing a lot about this. Here's the story. And you didn't think we'd let this slide by without a gallery of Kim's fine ass, did you? Check it!
Kris Humphries, AKA Mr. Kim Kardashian, had the most awkward moment of his entire life this week. He was seated next to Kim's sex tape co-star Ray J on a flight to New Orleans. What did he do? Well, he didn't handle the situation very well, we can tell you that. We'll give you a blow-by-blow of the uncomfortable situation and a gigantic (like her ass!) Kim Kardashian gallery to boot!
It was the wedding of the century for women who spend their weeknights infatuated with a 'reality' star who rose to fame for a sex tape and via the pimping from E! cameras. But we were sucked into this garbage once it was announced that Kim Kardashian had bagged NBAer Kris Humphries. He went from no-name scrub to an instant heartthrob for 15-year-old girls in Dubuque, Iowa. Anyway, the two 'stars' got married last night and America went nuts - on Twitter. JUMP!
You're not invited to the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials tomorrow and now neither is part of Bruce Jenner's family. Kardashian trimmed her guest list by 50 people reportedly because the venue couldn't hold them. We're sure no one will be angry about this. More importantly, we've got a gallery of Kim and that great ass! One more day until she's off the market. Your move, Bush. JUMP!
If you said Kim Kardashian, you've just won a fabulous washer/dryer set! Actually, no. We're not giving you anything, but former USC and probably soon-to-be former New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush is dating a woman who looks exactly like his ex, Kim Kardashian. How much does she look like The Giant Ass? They could be sisters. A closer examination - PHOTO Gallery! JUMP!