According to the Tim Tebow Fan Club and She Knows, Tim Tebow is looking for a girl that is just like his mother. He is looking for "someone that is passionate, that cares, who is a sweet, kind person, and has a great heart and a big heart". Of course, this girl would have to measure up to his mother and sisters who are all great people. Tebow is constantly under the spotlight. Do you think you have what it takes to date Tebow? I'm sure you ladies can land a date with Tebow. JUMP!
At this point, wouldn't you throw away yourTim Tebow Rockies shirt? Not this guy. Last night the Colorado had a home game against the Pirates. Pretty routine stuff. That is until we caught this gem on Twitter. In what world is wearing a Tebow Rockies jersey a good decision. It was never funny. It was never cool, dad. JUMP!
We've already seen Tim Tebow as a Heisman candidate on the Georgia Bulldogs. Now EA Sports is making commercials where Desmond Howard is an Ohio State Buckeye on NCAA Football '13. Howard was a Heisman trophy winner for the Michigan Wolverines and is a great broadcaster on ESPN. Buckeye fans don't seem to like him very much. He'll always have that iconic "Heisman pose" that will be shown over and over. JUMP!
If you were one of the 50 or so people who watched the ESPYS last night, you may have witnessed one of the biggest jokes in the shows history. Tim Tebow won the "Best Moment" award for his touchdown pass in last years wild card playoff game against the Steelers. Great play? Obviously, Twitter freaks didn't let ESPN get away with this travesty. JUMP!
All is happy in Jet-land this week after a team outing. Santonio Holmes was all over Twitter and Instagram, posting pics left and right of teammates enjoying a night out on the town. You bet your ass Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez were there. Can't appear to be any bumps in the road with this team. We give it three weeks until sh*t hits the fan. Until then, check out Gang Green's adorable sushi date. JUMP!
Tim Tebow, a current NFL player for the New York Jets and former player for the Florida Gators, created a foundation to help people called the Tim Tebow Foundation. We all know Tim Tebow is known for being a good guy and if there is anyway he goes broke it will because he donated all his money to charity. One person claims that the foundation just took her money and ran. Photo after the JUMP!
Another day, another moment of Tebow. This time, the breaking news is coming to us from Hopatcong, New Jersey where police have arrested a 28-year-old Giants fan Jason Slater...in his mothers house. This guy called 911 and demanded to speak to Tim Tebow, (and I quote LeBron) not one time, not two times, but on three separate occasions on June 10. JUMP!
Here we figured Tebowing was over, left to whitey church groups who can't stop worshipping their savior. Nope, it's still around and BC found what we think is the largest gathering of strippers Tebowing in Tebowing history. We don't waste your time with one stripper Tebowing. That's completely worthless. Let's just declare this a new record. Time to step up your games, strippers. Jump!
As if Tim Tebow is giving his V-card to a chick that looks like this. Honey, you should be over by the offensive lineman trying to get the attention of some free agent hopeful that is desperate, lonely and hoping you don't have a Twitter account. Tebow is totally out of the question. But, as you guys know, this is our daily Moment of Tebow post where even ugly chicks get a shot at stardom. Oh, don't miss the angry black kid. He's precious. JUMP!
Tim Tebow has been in the New York City area for less than three months and it appears that the big city is already getting the best of him. In all seriousness, Tebowmania just continues to reach places we never expected, this time to the realm of the homeless. How much further will Tebowmania go? Where will his name pop up next? These questions are ones that cannot be answered because literally nothing will surprise us in regards to the holy one. JUMP!
I know Tebowing is probably the last thing you want to hear about these days, but hear me out with this one. The city of Jacksonville, desperate for attention (because apparently Justin Blackmon isn't cutting it), decided to create its own gimmicky move called "Jaguaring". Thankfully the Jaguars organization is not a part of this video or idea, but you can damn well bet they will be embarrassed to call Jacksonville home after they see this train-wreck of a video. JUMP!
It is hard to go even a day without hearing Tim Tebow's name, and today is no exception. Much to our disdain, another God-awful Tebow tattoo has surfaced and made it's way onto the Internet. This time, the idiot has a colored tattoo of Tebow covering the entire length of his right shin. Give me 30 seconds with this f-ing moron. The message would be simple to this jagoff. "How do you ever expect to get laid with that on your leg?" It's not happening. JUMP!
It's no secret that Tim Tebow and his lawyers want to keep his image as pristine as possible. Well, this time they may have taken things a little too far. Tim Tebow attended the Broadway show "Rock of Ages" and took a picture with the lovely ladies of the cast. To the chagrin of Tebow's legal team, @neka posted this photo on her account for the entire internet to see. It's usually a lot better to just ignore something than bring attention to it by asking for it to be removed. JUMP!
From what we can tell by looking at Tim Tebow's dog, he appears to be a grown boy who has taken to his name 'Bronco.' You ever owned a dog? By six months the dog's name is the dog's name. Not changing it. Want the dog to come in after dropping a deuce? Call his name? Angry at the dog for dropping a deuce in the hallway? You scream his name. Tim Tebow is changing all that in a purely Tim Tebow kinda way. JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing 'The Bachelor.' The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We're sure the ladies' panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that's what makes good television. Here's the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!
It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!
There's plenty of ass in Indianapolis this week for the Super Bowl. Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow doesn't care though. While the chicks are (presumably) swooning and throwing themselves at the dreamboat that is Tebow, Jesus Boy is having none of it. We've got Tebow at a Bud Light party last night, surrounded by scantily-clad women, not giving a shit. We've got him with Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen this morning doing his wholesome schtick. Way to score one for virgins everywhere, Tim! Check it!
Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That's right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw... hmmmm... probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We're sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we're sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!
The most wholesome guy on the entire planet, Tim Tebow, was in one of the most depraved places on earth yesterday. Baby Jesus was in Sin City, where he did... probably exactly what you think he would have done. In other words, the complete opposite of what we would have done. Here are the details of Tebow's Vegas jaunt and a little food for thought for Churchy. Check it!
The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can't possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn't have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!
The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team's fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!
Billionaire Donald Trump is a fan of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Or at least he's a fan of breast cancer research. The Celebrity Apprentice host dropped a lot of dough at charity auction for breast cancer research on a signed Tim Tebow helmet and jersey. Hopefully, Trump and his gigantic ego won't ruin those things like he ruined the USFL. We've got the story for you right here. Check it!
The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!
We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!
Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!
Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos dispatched the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime on Sunday. It was a huge win for the Broncos and it's now a huge story pretty much everywhere, even in Taiwan. For some reason, the Taiwanese people like to tell stories through animated videos that make little to no sense... at least to us. We've got the latest and they're focusing on Tebow's big win, which apparently happened through divine intervention and really pissed off atheists. Check it!
Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!
It's that time of year again! No, not the time for giving and crap like that. The time for playoff football and politicians making stupid bets over playoff football games! Today we've got Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl making a bet over the Denver Broncos game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. We've got the details of the bet and we breakdown the matchup to tell you who's going to look stupid. Check it!
We love Lindsey Vonn... or at least we used to. The recent divorcee has been linked to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and although she claims she's not dating him, she's not opposed to the idea. Yeah, that's right. If you smell something fishy, it's probably because you're smelling fish. Vonn laid the groundwork for sports' newest super couple last night. We hate the idea, but it has to be better than Wozzilroy, right? Here's the story. Check it!
Tebowmania! Hey, you know we love Tim Tebow, The Chosen One, himself, and so do you! That's why we're bringing you this -- the Tim Tebow motorcycle. It's for sale on eBay and it can be yours for a cool $100K. It's not only autographed by the man himself, but it's also signed by our boy, Ohio coach Urban Meyer! And, to boot, it's a straight up national championship ride and there's only one in the world. So, if you're that guy, this is totally for you. JUMP!
Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!
If you've turned on ESPN at all this week, then you have definitely heard all about the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos face off. The amount of hype is insane. They basically showed pictures of people "Tebowing" all week long. If you were looking for a defensive batter, you were watching the wrong game. The fans were rabid and obsessed with Denver's savior Tim "Baby Rhinoceros Jesus" Tebow. JUMP!
You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!
In the old days of NASCAR you could tell who won on Sunday by what cars were selling on Monday. It's 2011 and we know how Tim Tebow won last night. You hear that cash register in Denver, Tampa, Colorado Springs, New York City? Yeah, that would be Baby Jesus jerseys flying off the rack. We also know that Tebow's street cred is skyrocketing by the number of black guys who've been converted. Folks, this phenomenon is just beginning. The Lord is 4-1. JUMP!
The Tim Tebow craze just keeps getting bigger. Tebowing has replaced planking as the cool thing to do on Twitter. Of course, we're all over this developing trend because we've got a nose for hard news! Where to Tebow, how to Tebow and why to Tebow . We've got it all for you right here, including the 24 greatest Tebowing photos from the Internet. Like a Tim Tebow jump pass... JUMP!