Sammy Sosa Face
Dec 4, 2014

White Sammy Sosa Seemed To Enjoy Art Basel Last Night (When He Ditched His Wife)

  I’m not sure how Sammy Sosa ended up in two different shirts and coats last night at Art Basel...

Nov 7, 2012

Sammy Sosa’s White Face Now Being Studied By Connecticut Professor

Finally! We’ve learned the national curiosity into Sammy Sosa’s face has reached the university level via a presentation over the...

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Jan 24, 2012

Sammy Sosa Taking White Face To Next Level [PHOTOS]

Sammy Sosa's bukkake face is back in the news down in Columbia. Why? It has something to do with baseball, a key to the city, blah, blah, blah. The real news is that some newspaper photographer snapped a shot of Sammy, the paper ran it and his face is the same shade of cream as the shirt he's wearing. Put that guy's face on bright white newsprint & he'd look whiter than Casper. This skin condition is officially out of control. JUMP!

May 12, 2010

Sammy Sosa's Face Black-er Than Back In 2009

Following up on today’s Daily Dump….it seems the experts on all things Sammy Sosa face, TMZ, were the first to...