White Sammy Sosa Threw a Western-Themed Birthday Party for His Wife

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Just when you thought Sammy Sosa couldn’t get any whiter, the guy goes out and throws his wife, Sonia, a western-themed birthday celebration:

Anyone out there still longing for the return of the dark Slammin’ you know and love should just stop now, because that guy is never returning. The journey from medium-darkish skinned home run machine to super white-faced guy is now complete with this transformation into Cowboy Sammy.

He’s got a gun!!