lance armstrong

Apr 9, 2021

Lance Armstrong’s Son Luke Charged With Sexual Assault Of A 16-Year-Old

Luke Armstrong, the son of cycling legend Lance Armstrong, has been charged with sexual assault of a minor, a second-degree felony. Armstrong, who played fullback for the Rice football team from 2018-2020 before opting out of last season due to...

May 24, 2017

Lance Armstrong Engaged to Anna Hansen The last time I blogged about Lance Armstrong was back when he let his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, take the blame for his hit-and-run in Aspen so yeah… it’s been a...

Grandpa Brett Favre & Lance Armstrong Went For A Bike Ride Today

  Brett Favre is the latest former football player to go for a bike ride with disgraced PED fiend Lance Armstrong. Odd couple? Not as odd as it seems seeing as how Lance has been spending his summers lately riding...

Jun 22, 2015

Meet Lance Armstrong’s Girlfriend Anna Hansen—She Took the Fall for His Hit-and-Run

Apparently Lance Armstrong isn’t quite through with his cheating ways. According to the Associated Press, Armstrong had too much to drink on a December night in Aspen and hit two parked cars. The twist to this standard drunken tale: Lance...

Feb 3, 2015

Nov 17, 2014

Lance Armstrong Quits Beer Mile After One Budweiser, One Lap

  Love him or hate him, former seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong has to be one of the healthiest human beings around. Sure, he doped big time and is one of the most hateable athletes outside of Alex...

Jan 18, 2013

The Schoolyard: Chael Sonnen Wants Apology From Armstrong, MSU Basketball Beef & Deadspin Vs. Donald

You’ve been sitting around the house, eating greasy pizza, watching the NFL Network and avoiding your annoying girlfriend or wife. You haven’t moved off the couch in 48 hours and your phone died, rendering your Twitter account worthless. Meanwhile, sports...

Jan 17, 2013

Lance Armstrong’s Apology Note To Rick Reilly Is A Real Tearjerker

Rick Reilly writes today that he received an email from Lance Armstrong on Wednesday with an attached apology. Reilly, a man who has regressed as a member of the media since joining ESPN, admits that he has spent 14 years...

Jan 15, 2013

24 NSFW Lance Armstrong Hatred Tweets From People Sick Of His Lies

Enough is enough. Why do people still give Lance Armstrong the time of day? Never has an athlete from a sport so irrelevant as cycling garnered so much attention and frankly, we’re sick of it. So is @DrMcGillyCuddy: can’t f*ck...

Oct 17, 2012

19 NSFW ‘Black Guys Breaking Down Lance Armstrong Dropped By Nike News’ Twitter

“Whole time nigga was probably running around with warm herpes talking bout “Livestrong”…f*ck outta here Lance Armstrong.” Try getting that thought out of your head. You can’t right? Black guys have some mixed opinions on Lance after he stepped down...

Aug 24, 2012

24 NSFW Black Guy Tweets Sticking Up For Their Homie Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong dropped his fight with the USADA last night...blah, blah, blah. We'll continue to acknowledge his accomplishments and his triumph over cancer, and apparently so will every black guy on Twitter. These guys were so fired up about the decision and were acting like Lance was one of their homies from back in the day. Don't take away a mans accomplishments when he's only got one nut! JUMP!