Harvey Updyke

Nov 29, 2013

Harvey Updyke Regrets Killing Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner Trees

  It wouldn’t be Iron Bowl week without Toomer’s Corner tree killer Harvey Updyke chiming in on the big game. The big news this morning from Harvey’s Facebook page is that he says he regrets killing the trees. But he...

Harvey Updyke Has A Sincere Message For LSU & Auburn Fans

Auburn tree poisoner Harvey Updyke had a special message for LSU and Auburn fans after yet another SEC destruction by Bama. Can you blame the guy for being a dick now that all the focus from Bama goes straight to...

Nov 11, 2013

Harvey Updyke Still In Hospital, Didn’t Die & Still Hates Auburn

  Havey Updyke didn’t die last night, according to the Auburn tree poisoner. He had said last night on Facebook that he hoped his ride into the afterlife didn’t happen on his 65th birthday, which just happened to be yesterday....

Oct 10, 2013

Harvey Updyke Is In The Hospital; Was He Poisoned?

The obvious question tonight as news broke that Harvey Updyke is in the hospital is whether the Auburn tree poisoner was poisoned. As you can see in Updyke’s Facebook update, he’s in bad shape tonight – his birthday. This news...

Oct 9, 2013

Sep 17, 2013

Harvey Updyke Has A Message For Johnny Football

BC reader Chris C. wanted you guys to see how Auburn tree poisoner Harvey Updyke celebrated Bama’s win over A&M. As you can see, he did it in the most Harvey Updyke way possible. If you think that going through...