Dan Haren
Dan Haren Flying Coach, Having Armrest Issues
Marlins pitcher Dan Haren is experiencing some serious first world problems on this Thursday afternoon. The righty is en route to Miami, but instead of flying comfortably on the team jet, it looks like Haren stayed in Los Angeles a...
Dan Haren Deals With Farting Uber Driver
Remember when Dan Haren had reservations about not pitching primarily on the West Coast? That was such an alternative Javier Vazquez-esque stance on his part. Ultimately, he decided to hold off on retirement and earn that cool $10 million while...
Dan Haren Lectures Bryce Harper About Ice Cream, Annihilates ‘Skinny Cow’
Inspired by Chef Ron Ben-Israel (not really), Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper spent his Monday evening creating a luscious, homemade ice cream sandwich. Unfortunately for Harper, he was hit with a heavy dose of reality from former teammate Dan Haren....
