DailyDump - page 46
Eagles Players Restrained After Loss, Red Sox Historic Hire, & Adrienne From Seattle
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s see if Slack decides to cooperate after its epic failure on the first day of the new year. It’s also a big day for the country with a pivotal Senate run-off vote in Georgia,...
Tanking Eagles, Peak NFC East, & Jarrah From New York
Happy New Year, everyone! The first full weekend of the year is in the books and it’s about to be back to business as usual. People are about to begin returning to work, schools will be reopening and class will...
Pardon Joe Exotic, Mayo Bowl Trophy Shatters, & Jane From Texas
Good morning y’all, we made it. We are in the final stretch of 2020 and in a few hours we will all be ringing in the new year. What are you thankful for and what do you plan on doing...
‘World’s Heaviest Boy’ Dead at 21, Apple Car, & Britney From Texas
Tick tock. That sound you hear is the clock winding down on 2020. Have you thought about New Year’s resolutions? Do you have your beer stocked up for when the new year finally rolls around? If not, make sure you...
Ohio State CFP Uniforms, NCAA’s Terrible March Madness Pitch, & Kailen From Miami
Happy Tuesday, everyone — except LeBron James after being on the wrong end of a wild block on Monday night. Let the final countdown of 2020 begin. With 72 hours left in the calendar year, we are in the closing...
Jags Get No. 1 Pick, JuJu’s TikTok is Back, & Tina From Purdue
Happy Monday, everyone. Christmas weekend is in the books and now its time to survive for a couple of days until getting hammered on New Year’s Eve to ring in 2021 and forget all of the nonsense we had to...
Rockets COVID Outbreak, Scoreless LaMelo, & Nicole From USC
Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! The holidays are here and we can finally look to find a bright spot this year after a rough few months due to the pandemic. Who knows, maybe we will all get a little extra something...
Kevin Durant Gets Roasted, Golic’s Final Sign Off, & Delaney From UCF
Happy Wednesday, everyone. Can you believe Christmas is almost here? People across the country are traveling for the holiday — hopefully safely — so it could be difficult to keep up with the latest headlines. That’s what we’re here to...
Florida Teacher Watches Porn in Zoom Class, Brees Update, & Jessie From Auckland
Cheers to another! Hopefully everyone in the path of the winter storm dumping down our biggest snowfall of the year is doing fall. New York City streets have been hammered by 5-inches on night one, so let’s hope it gets...
Thicc James Harden, Tom Cruise Meltdown, & Hannah From WSU
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Just over one week from now we will be celebrating Christmas and look back at what has been a wild year. And as an added bonus, the NBA preseason is in full swing as we...
Nate Diaz Gives Warning to Jake Paul, Steph Curry Relic, & Kay From NYC
Happy Tuesday, everyone. We’re halfway through the final month of the year, snow is beginning to fall and the playoffs are just around the corner. Let’s hang on tight, because we almost made it. Meet Kayla from NYC. Nate Diaz...
Derynn From NJ, Malik Beasley Getting Divorced, & Marshawn Making a Comeback?
Happy Friday, everyone! We’ve made it through another week and it’s almost time to check out and enjoy a relaxing few days. Whether you’ve been busy with work or finals, we can now knock a few cold ones back. But...
