DailyDump - page 172

Aug 7, 2014

Selena Gomez Photos Leak, LeBron James Themed Funeral & Scott Mitchell Is 366 Pounds

  Shit gets real today. Four regional Little League games, three NFL preseason games and a WNBA game on ESPN2. That’s a full day right there. Oh, and the PGA Championship. I totally forgot about that.   • Topless Selena...

Aug 6, 2014

Skinny LeBron, Lohan On A Sea Doo, Nicole Murphy's New Ex-NBA BF

  There are five regional Little League World Series games on ESPN2 starting at 11 a.m. I’m not kidding — FIVE GAMES! It’s like March Madness for Little League kids today. Sit back and enjoy. Then, at 9:30, the MLS...

Aug 5, 2014

Madonna's Daughter Hits Beach, Manziel Girlfriend Ground Rules & Blake Bell Update

  Today is a big day for those of you who enjoy the Little League World Series. ESPN2 will be showing the Southwest Regional semis starting at 5. It’s that time of year when 12-year-old games get better ratings than...

Manziel's Night Out In CLE, T. Swift Short Skirt Show & UFC Gunshot Wound

  There isn’t shit on TV today. Yeah, you get a noon first pitch on MLB Network and the Tigers at Yankees tonight on ESPN, but that’s it. Deal with it. Life could be worse.   • Johnny finally goes...

Aug 4, 2014

Selena Gomez's Shredded Jorts, A&M's New Locker Room & Drunk Florida Mugshot Of The Week

  There’s a bunch of bullshit sports on today that aren’t really important, but you can watch to pass the time. You might want to watch the Team USA Blue vs. White game at 9 on ESPN. The Bridgestone is...

Aug 1, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Sideboob, Plumber Pissed At Elin & OU Kicker's iPad

  You get day White Sox-Tigers day baseball in Detroit on WGN (see a game on that channel before it’s too late) and the Bridgestone Invitational on the Golf Channel at 1:30 EST. That’s a solid afternoon. We’re very, very...

Jul 31, 2014

Jul 30, 2014

Selena Gomez Going HAM, Bloodied Mr. Met Tat & Kirk Cousin's Grandma Van

  SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! SHARKNADO 2! TONIGHT AT 9 ON SYFY!   • Selena Gomez pretty much trying to take my virginity •...

Jul 29, 2014

Hannah Ferguson Attacks Burger, Tony Parker Goes Manziel & DiCaprio's New GF

  Today on TV: Baseball, WNBA or a Manchester United vs. Inter Milan soccer match. That’s it. ESPN will be showing poker at 8 EST. It’s just going to be one of those nights. Take your girlfriend to see a...

Jul 28, 2014

Mrs. Tom Brady On Beach, Model Grave Pisser ID'd & Guy Robs Bellagio

  Let me recommend NFL training camp reports from the NFL Network and ESPN. Oh, and Big Ten Media Day on ESPNU. If you’re really desperate for live sports, there is an odd noon Padres-Braves game on MLB Network. Try...

Jul 25, 2014

Selena Gomez Leg Show, Manitoba Hockey Girls Fight Linesman & Notre Dame's Turf

Just a warning for you: ESPN is at the Patriots training camp today. Tedy Bruschi will be fellating accordingly. Over in baseball, you get Cardinals-Cubs day baseball from Wrigley on WGN. Watch it while you can. It will soon be...

Jul 24, 2014

Selena Gomez Jump Off A Boat, 2014 UCLA Cheerleaders & Trent Williams 'Blow Me' Shirt

  Day baseball, the Tour de France, the Russian Open golf tournament, the Senior British Open and ……CANADIAN FOOTBALL — CALGARY AT EDMONTON tonight on ESPN2. You can tell what I’m excited for tonight.   • Meet the 2014 UCLA...

Jul 23, 2014

Adrian Peterson's New Wife, Guy Really Hates Ohio St. & Arianny Doing The Alba

  Day baseball, Tour de France, WNBA action and then soccer. Tell me this time of year isn’t ripe for another sport to come in and steal the spotlight. You can’t. Soccer dorks will go nuts over a Sporting K.C....