DailyDump - page 169

Sep 26, 2014

Jeter Didn't Give Beadle A Gift Basket, Eagles Fan Taking A Leak & Hunter Pence F-Bombs

  Welcome to the weekend where you either act like an asshole American or an asshole Euorpean because it’s Ryder Cup weekend. The chants are so forced; the anger is so fake. For guys who can’t get a date, ESPN...

Sep 26, 2014

Johnny Enjoying Bye Week, Woman Wearing Giants 69 Jersey & Britt McHenry In Giants Blue

  Arkansas Begins The Gauntlet: Why do SEC fans laugh at other conferences? Because other conferences don’t play a schedule like Arkansas has coming up: Saturday vs. Texas A&M, then they get a week off before Bama, then Georgia, which...

Sep 25, 2014

Jessica Simpson Leg Day, Buy Jeff Bagwell's House & Mitch Williams Sues Deadspin

  The big question today is: Will I be able to stay awake for the entire UCLA-Arizona State game that starts at 10 EST. 40-1 that I make it through the game. The Giants-Redskins game should be interesting for those...

Miranda Lambert Bikini Action, Gronk Working Shotgun & Dianna Agron As 'Glee' Cheerleader

  Today might end up being Derek Jeter’s final game at Yankee Stadium because a monsoon is headed to New York on Thursday. First pitch today is 1:05 on YES. The rest of the day is empty so enjoy Jeets...

Sep 24, 2014

Dan Marino's Son Marrying Dime, Mrs. Jay Cutler Talks Sex Positions & Meet Carolina Cruz

  ESPN has the Orioles-Yankees game at 7 for those of you who want to cry over Derek Jeter leaving the game. The rest of us should be catching up on DVRs and the latest HGTV shows your girlfriend or...

Sep 23, 2014

Shit On DeSean Jackson Jersey, Eric The Actor Is Dead & Wahlberg Leaves Kraft Hanging

  Bears at Jets tonight should be good if you enjoy miserable Jets fans in the stands. You might even get a Smokin’ Jay Cutler face. That’s enough of a reason to watch. You also get the start of the...

Sep 22, 2014

Sep 19, 2014

Florida Vs. Bama Sorority War, Bruce Jenner's Ponytail & Herm Predicted Bucs In Super Bowl

  You get UConn-South Florida tonight at 8 EST on ESPN. Or you can watch the Tigers-Royals game on ESPN2. KC is a 1/2 game back with 9 games to play. In other words, this is a big series. Will...

Sep 18, 2014

Ana Braga In Bears Shorts, Beadle Covered In Dogs & Double Nut KO In Christian MMA Fight

  Maybe you heard that Auburn is in Manhattan, Kansas for a decent matchup with K-State. That will be on ESPN. CBS has the Buccaneers-Falcons. Yawn. ESPN2 counters with high school football. Your weekend has officially started.   • Ana...

Sep 17, 2014

Taylor Swift Holding Cat, Chuck Barkley's 1st Pitch & Kelly Brook Destroying Greek Beach

  Here we go with another night of WNBA Finals action. 8 EST tip on ESPN2. I still recommend letting your wife or GF have the remote. Better yet, tell her you don’t want to just sit home tonight. Get...

Sep 16, 2014

Browns Fans Smoking Massive Joint, Eva Longoria Still Bikini Dominant & LeSean Receipt On eBay

  I recommend ignoring the TV tonight. Tell your wife or girlfriend (or husband, gay lover, lesbian GF, etc. — I’ll get in trouble by the PC police if I leave out a group) the remote is all hers tonight....

Sep 15, 2014

Buckeyes TE Hangs With Porn Star, Papelbon Dick Grab & Charissa Buries Beef With Beadle

  Think I’ll sit down and watch the Eagles-Colts game tonight. Don’t have anything else to do. The pool is closed. It’s cold outside. It’s getting dark by 8. Yeah, I’ll go football and listen to Gruden lust over Andrew...

Sep 12, 2014

Katherine Webb Red Carpet, Buy Kareem's Old House & Ray Rice Defense Vine Of The Day

  Wait, #8 Baylor is playing a road game tonight at Buffalo? Was this scheduled in 1999? That’s your ESPN game. There’s even more #MACtion with Toledo and Cincinnati tangling at Paul Brown Stadium on ESPNU. Or you can watch...