I recommend ignoring the TV tonight. Tell your wife or girlfriend (or husband, gay lover, lesbian GF, etc. — I’ll get in trouble by the PC police if I leave out a group) the remote is all hers tonight. Make her feel special by watching what she wants to watch. Build up some goodwill for Thursday, Saturday and Sunday when you’ll need the remote. Are you single? Watch Brewers-Cardinals game. It’s a pretty important game.
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