It was the wedding of the century for women who spend their weeknights infatuated with a 'reality' star who rose to fame for a sex tape and via the pimping from E! cameras. But we were sucked into this garbage once it was announced that Kim Kardashian had bagged NBAer Kris Humphries. He went from no-name scrub to an instant heartthrob for 15-year-old girls in Dubuque, Iowa. Anyway, the two 'stars' got married last night and America went nuts - on Twitter. JUMP!
You're not invited to the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials tomorrow and now neither is part of Bruce Jenner's family. Kardashian trimmed her guest list by 50 people reportedly because the venue couldn't hold them. We're sure no one will be angry about this. More importantly, we've got a gallery of Kim and that great ass! One more day until she's off the market. Your move, Bush. JUMP!
It looks like they've confused LeBron James with Buddha in China. James, who's touring the country, is being swarmed like a deity and Chinese are cramming themselves into places you need a shoe horn to get them out of just to get a glimpse. It must be because he's American, unless they're a nation that worships choke artists. Take a look at the lengths people are going to just to get near this fourth-quarter disappearing act. JUMP!
We now know, thanks to the i-Team at US Weekly, that Orlando Magic forward Ryan Anderson is dating reality star and model Gia Allemand. The couple has been publicly gushing over each other on Twitter and, as we're sure you expected, say they're in the perfect relationship. Of course this isn't Gia's first rodeo with a jersey. She once dated Carl Pavano and NHLer Chris Campoli. Nothing could possibly go wrong here, could it? Bikinis! Tweets! JUMP!
Three former UCLA Bruins -- Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook and Baron Davis -- have been attending classes this summer in an effort to complete their degrees. On Wednesday they were joined by music mogul and entrepreneur Diddy. No word on what class these clowns are taking, but you can be sure it isn't a class in the Molecular and Medical Pharmacology department.
We've done gone and solved your problems once again! That $40,000 burning a hole in your pocket -- this is what you need to do with it. Rent Miami Heat center Zydrunas Ilgauskas' Soho townhouse for a month! You'll even have $3,000 left over for call girls! The place even comes with an Old School poster in one of the bedrooms. This place has it all. Check it out in the Busted Coverage real estate listings. JUMP!
Shaquille O'Neal has a new girlfriend, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, who clocks in at 5-foot-1. We're not saying Shaq's girlfriend needs to be the size of Lisa Leslie but this is a tad ridiculous. Ahh, but Hoopz height isn't nearly as ridiculous as those Jorts Shaq is rocking. Where exactly does one go to buy a pair of Jorts to fit a 7-footer? And there are even more questions about the girlfriend. JUMP!
17 years have passed since Jalen Rose was photographed in his red draft day attire. Yesterday, the ESPN analyst added to his Google Image search results with an orange jumpsuit mugshot that TMZ immediately slapped with its watermark. But don't cry for Rose, who'll be serving somewhere around 18 days for his DUI conviction. He won't get the normal inmate treatment at a suburban Detroit jail. JUMP!
Our good friend and BC contributor Peter Burns hit us up on Twitter this afternoon to tell us his old homeboys from the San Antonio radio days tell him that David Robinson is selling his giant estate. The big news here is that The Admiral lived in a gated community so this is like trying to bust into Fort Knox to figure out the details. We know a few details on the pad: there are very high ceilings, a basketball/tennis court and plenty of neutral décor. JUMP!
Hey, all the douchebags are doing it! Get a leg tattoo of your favorite ballers face and you'll be the coolest douchebag on your block! But hurry, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James have already been taken, so act fast before all the awesome players are gone. If you are willing to get Briant Cardinal tatted on your leg, email us and let us pay for it. firstname.lastname@example.org
Kevin Love may play for one of the worst teams in the NBA (Minnesota Timberwolves), but he's still a hell of a player. So, when he says something, people listen. Love, who's doing duty as a beach volleyball player during the lockout, didn't pull any punches when he was asked this week about the Miami Heat. Sounds like someone might be a little drunk on the Cuervo tequila he's pimping. The quotes - JUMP!
People do stupid things to cars to celebrate their favorite athletes or teams while most of us just attach the car flag to the window on game day. Today we get a look at the Paul Pierce El Camino that screams load of mulch in the afternoon and chick machine after dark. Ladies, don't resist the urge. You know riding in this will be the highlight of your single life. Jump in and let this El Camino show you a good time. JUMP!
A year after using ESPN for "The Decision" LeBron James spurned their awards show, the ESPYs, to return to the scene of the crime and play yesterday in a summer-league basketball game in Cleveland. It's probably a good thing though, since he was made fun of at the EPSYs most of the night. Watch Bron Bron's team get dunked on and The King miss yet another summer league jumper. Video...JUMP-JUMP!
Philadelphia 76ers guard Jrue Holiday and U.S. Women's World Cup soccer player Lauren Cheney appear to be dating, but may actually be a pair creepy, saccharine robots with great athletic prowess made in a lab somewhere. Holiday is in Dresden where the women came through with a Biblical victory over Brazil. The triumph sent Jrue & Cheney into a Twitter love-making session. JUMP!
Since it's the new fad to track down athlete wedding gift registry listings we figured it was time to check in with Stephen Curry & Ayesha Alexander, who are marrying July 30. This registry was slightly a tough nut to crack because Steph isn't listed as the one of the registrants on the Williams-Sonoma account. His mother, Sonya, is along with the future bride. The highlights: organic towels & a $120 salad serving bowl. More of our favorites from the list - JUMP!
Seriously, we can't stop laughing. Nearly choking to death. Convulsions. Why? Chris Bosh is in the news this morning for what is being dubbed by the Mainstream Media Dorks® as the giraffe's Hangover 3 bachelor party. That Hangover 3 garbage, obviously pumped by some PR retard, is being passed around the Internet. Well, we're here to show you the real party and provide you with tipsters who say Bosh was eating chocolate strawberries at Tao Beach. JUMP!
Our old buddy Gilbert Arenas was up to his antics again last night as he entertained his Twitter followers on a Monday with photos of him planking - sorta. Probably not cool to his young, impressionable fans was the shot where Agent Zero is planking face down in a hot tub. There's also the shot of his daughter planking - sorta. Please NBA, lockout these guys. It's content gold. Bored NFLers and NBAers might be the best thing to ever happen to the Internet. PHOTOS - JUMP!
The "Jimmer Fredette is kinda like Tim Tebow" train rolled into Sacramento this weekend with the introduction of the franchise draft picks at the Arden Fair Mall. Yes, a mall. With that crappy high school stage bunting. Yes, with a cheesy intro DJ. And lots of bored Sacramento fans ready to jump on the back of a 6-2 gunner from BYU. This is what basketball has become in Sac Town. Catch the fever - AFTER THE JUMP - with a mall full of Jimmer fans.
BC Associate Editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I know it's disappointing, but your plan to be totally original and get a tattoo of Dallas Mavericks' forward and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki tattooed on your ass is going to need some work. Someone has already beat you to it. His name is Derek Dilday and he did it because... well, he's a dumbass.
They honored their new favorite son J.J. Barea with a parade in San Juan, Puerto Rico this afternoon. Unfortunately, a motorcycle rally broke out during the sad, one-float parade for the World Champion Dallas Mavericks guard. And where is the Miss Universe girlfriend? Wait until you see what Barea says about a Puerto Rico parade vs. a Dallas championship parade. The nerve! JUMP!
It's been a whirlwind 10 days for Tyson Chandler. He's won an NBA championship, been a guest judge on the Miss U.S.A. pageant and then closed Monday on the sale of his Chicago mansion that had been on the market for 4 years. Yes, 4! Originally purchased for $4mm and then listed for $5mm, Chandler finally succumbed to the real estate market with a sale of the 7,309 sq. ft. home in Northfield, IL for $2.1mm. Photos and details of what Chandler just sold - JUMP!
Mark Cuban, still riding high from taking a leak with the Larry O'Brien, has filed court papers that serve as a response to 2010 papers filed by Ross Perot Jr. claiming that Cuban was a "careless" owner. It's well documented that Perot Jr. is a nutjob who once spent millions to set a world record as first person to fly a helicopter around the world. These court papers should once and forever keep Jr. quiet and busy cleaning those sweet lenses. JUMP!
Possibly sensing his days in San Antonio are numbered, Tony Parker threw a HUGE house party Sunday and allowed half of San Antonio to show up for a DJ'd blowout bash. We're not talking Hollywood elite at the $7.1mm house that he and Eva Longoria started to build in 2008. This was straight up hood rats that seemed to be handpicked off Twitter. Think: hoochies that Eva would never let on her 16.5 acre spread. See Tony's bash and this insane pool - JUMP!
Our coworkers at Coed tipped us off to a chick on Twitter who goes by the handle @Heathero14 who who already her Dallas Mavericks NBA Championship shirt. As an added bonus, Heather took the time to do some mirror shots of the new shirt. This combination of skin, her fandome and our need to post a gallery of Heather's greatest work has resulted in her being named "World's Sexiest Dallas Mavericks Fan." Those wishing to compete with Heather are encouraged to email us. email@example.com Gallery! JUMP!
The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.
Leave it to German newspapers to make the NBA Finals into a race story. Welt Online, one of Germany's largest daily papers, is considered to be a conservative voice of the citizenry. The paper is also now famous within the sports blogosphere as the rag that allowed Peter Schelling to turn Dirk vs. the Heat into Dirk vs. black guys who have tats and "wrinkled faces," as Pete writes. Seriously, this guy will probably never drink for free at Club LIV. More of the racist barrage - JUMP!
And the photos keep rolling in. At some point we figured there would be a shot of Mark Cuban doing something crazy with the Larry O'Brien trophy but it never crossed our minds that someone would snap the billionaire going boss move by taking the goods to take for a leak. That's exactly what Busted Coverage came across this afternoon. Mark's legend officially grows. FULL SFW PHOTO - JUMP!!
Keeping with our tradition of buying wedding gifts for super-rich people who make their wedding registry public, Busted Coverage slapped the plastic down for a gift this afternoon. The Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries (marrying October 31!) registry at Gearys Beverly Hills hit the Internets and guess who bought them the second gift? Busted Coverage dropped $31 for a napkin. Someone else bought them a single steak knife for $50. DETAILS - JUMP!
They're cheerleaders. Enough of this "NBA Dancer" garbage. If you put pom-poms in a chick's hand & have them go nuts after a made basket, they're cheerleaders. Clear? Now, let's tell you how the Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders have to be one of the most secretive units in all of sports. We've literally spent hundreds of man hours trying to show you something - maybe a bikini - other than the normal cheerleader uniform pics. In the end, a tipster came knocking. Casie! Boat time! JUMP!
What is a ridiculously wealthy NBAer to do with his summer and a near certain lockout looming? Head to the World Series of Poker! Paul Pierce is in Vegas. So is Donyell Marshall. Both were playing yesterday in a $1500 Hold 'Em event and Pierce decided to roll out the most intimidating card protector we've ever seen. Yes, that would be a Celtics world champion brick ring on his right hand next to the Red Bull. Paul's poker day revisited - JUMP!
Dallas Mavericks' guard J.J. Barea is one lucky little Puerto Rican. He's now an NBA champion & dating fellow Puerto Rican Zuleyka Rivera, who was Miss Universe in 2006. The guy goes from riding the pine, to NBA Finals stud, dropping three-point bombs and driving past LeBron. But you knew that. What you might have missed were his WAG's tweets. Translations, please! JUMP!
Ohio Governor John Kasich jumped on the "bash LeBron" bandwagon this afternoon by signing a resolution praising the Dallas Mavericks and their fans. Part of the resolution reads "Whereas, the proud city of Cleveland and the entire state of Ohio share in the excitement of Dallas Mavericks fans everywhere." That's right, Bron Bron, even state governments are against you. Full resolution in all its glory - JUMP!
And the photos keep rolling in. We now have Dirk Nowitzki appearing slightly hammered making his infamous Dirk face before or after his two-handed swig off this soon-to-be most Googled Ace of Spade bottle in history. We've seen estimates from Twitter dorks that these bottles go for $80k in the clubs. Frankly, we could care less. It's more than a case of Summer Shandy so it's expensive. There are also reports that Cuban ordered 100 regular Ace of Spade bottles to keep the party "popping" as the kids call it these days. DRUNK DIRK FACE FULL SHOT! JUMP!
Who knew we'd be talking about 31-year-old has-been Rashard Lewis at this point of June? But we are, and dude was trending for most of yesterday afternoon thanks to rumormongering gossip sites saying LeBron's poor Game 4 was due to Lewis hooking up with Bron's baby mama. How horrible to start such a rumor. Anyway, we found that Lewis was actually partying on South Beach this past weekend and was drunk. Your move, Stephen A. Smith.
NBA analyst Charles Barkley has repeatedly said the Miami Heat players are a bunch of whiners, but he went a step further on Wednesday, calling the team's fans the worst in the NBA. It's highly likely this opinion is a result of Sir Charles being crushed by Heat fans during the Eastern Conference Finals. But, research speaks volumes & these photos prove our point. Miami Heat Douchebag Fans! An Investigative Gallery! JUMP!
Miami Heat forward LeBron James has been MIA during the NBA Finals. Maybe that's because his mind is elsewhere. Washington Wizards forward Rashard Lewis, according to an urban gossip mongering website, allegedly had a tryst with LeBron's special lady, Savannah Brinson, while visiting South Beach. Ru-roh, Raggy! The DETAILS - after the jump!