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May 17, 2014

Taiwanese Animators Destroy Oprah & Michael Sam

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0SfxvpZtw]   Don’t miss the :34 mark when Oprah busts a cap in Lindsay Lohan. Or the :59 mark when Michael Sam takes a shit for Oprah. Or the 1:07 mark when Oprah picks up the shit....

May 17, 2014

Drunken Preakness Ladies, Inside The Silverdome & Rachel Bilson Tan Lines

  Are you ready for the Habs-Rangers series to start today at 1 EST on NBC? You better be ready. NBC is going straight from hockey to the Preakness so you’re going to be watching sports you never watch for...

May 17, 2014

Fake Verlander Strikes Fenway, Verlander/Upton Boston Date & Piazza/ARod

  Congratulations to Fake Justin Verlander for striking last night at Fenway. And here I thought Boston fans weren’t this dumb. Fake Justin Verlander even went to the concourse to get a beer and fans were still going nuts over...

Antawn Jamison's Ex-Wife Is Unloading His North Carolina House – $1.995 Million

  What happens to Athlete Real Estate when there is a divorce and the wife gets the house? She gets the house you worked your ass off for and gets to do what she wants with it. Antawn Jamison’s ex-wife,...

May 16, 2014

LSU Softball Hitter Nearly Killed Her Teammate With A Bat

    [protected-iframe id=”a6015d84d69a77325327174c4b85b049-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/MXPYMuOZB23/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   This, kids, is why you always have your eye on the hitter while doing your thing in the on-deck circle. You’re one bat flying out of your teammate’s hands away from...

May 16, 2014

Instagram Model of the Day … Kyra Santoro

  That’s Kyra Santoro in the blue bikini today doing some form of crunches because hot chicks do crunches here and there to work off the salad they consumed at lunch. Santoro, a 22-year-old model based in L.A., has struggled...

May 16, 2014

May 16, 2014

High School Dork Takes Jenny Dell To Prom, Is Ruined For Life

  How about the balls on this @CameronStuart15 dude? He actually took Will Middlebrooks’ girlfriend, former sideline reporter Jenny Dell, to his high school prom on a Thursday night when will was busy going 1-4 with 2 RBI on the...

May 16, 2014

Sammy Sosa: "How Do You Losers Like My Gold Glasses?"

  [protected-iframe id=”17c21df089dd487d829367a9d1a46d4d-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/oD1di4NoxA/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   I took a couple years of Spanish in college, but it’s been a few years so my rough translation of this Sammy Sosa video that just dropped today is something like...

May 16, 2014

Former MLB Pitcher Sean Gallagher Selling Truck He's Poured $138,000 Into

  I have no idea if Mexican League pitcher Sean Gallagher is completely loaded with piles of cash that he throws into the air for fun while he’s watching Shark Tank. Maybe he made a huge pile of f-you money...

May 16, 2014

Porn Stars Makes World Cup Promise … If England, U.S., Germany or Brazil Win

  Oral sex gambler @SaraJayXXXis back this year with another bet for her Twitter followers. This wily porn veteran announced this morning that she’ll give oral sex to a select group of fans if England, Germany, Brazil or the U.S....

May 16, 2014

Mississippi State Softball Chick Goes Balls To The Wall For Foul Ball

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nczGA5ENUW0?rel=0]   I mentioned this morning that the NCAA College Softball Tournament starts today at 4:30 on the Deuce so I thought it was appropriate if we get ready for the tourney by learning about some of...

May 16, 2014

Hilary Duff's Leg Show, Andrew Wiggins' Vertical & College Girls Love Fireball

Don’t sleep on the NCAA Women’s College Softball Tournament starting tonight on ESPN. There is always some breakout star who comes out of nowhere to grab our attention. Thankfully we already have a list of the Hottest College Softball Players...