Joe Kinsey

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May 19, 2015

Jerkoff Phillies Ball Snatcher Revealed, Brags On Facebook

  Well…well…well…if it isn’t the Phillies jerkoff who stole the home run ball from the old lady at the Phillies game this weekend. You’re a jerkoff Jim Bergen. A true Philly jerkoff fan. I hope you, a grown man, are...

May 19, 2015

Mama June At Crazy Horse, Beyonce's Bulls Swimsuit & The Packers/Eagles Sweater

  Are you ready for hours and hours and hours of SEC tournament baseball action? Today is your day. The games start at 10:30 this morning and there’s a first pitch scheduled for 9 tonight. The ACC tourney also gets...

May 19, 2015

Belichick At Graduation, Bonds' Rolls & 'Zero Hoes'

  Eddie Vedder’s final time on Letterman Here’s last night’s performance. Two things: When did Ed go with suburban dad hair? I get that he’s now 50 and you can’t run around with the kids having hair half way down...

Ndamukong Suh Selling Suburban Detroit Mansion – $3.45 Million

  Are you an auto executive who is moving to the Detroit market and you want to live like a really rich guy, pretty much like an NFL defensive lineman? Ndamukong Suh has a house he needs to sell because...

May 18, 2015

Couple Of Blue Jays Chicks Kissing At Today's Game

It was just a matter of time before Blue Jays fans started getting fired up in 2015. I’ve been on Blue Jays fan’s bandwagon over the years because these maniacs usually come up with something like 2013 when this bro...

May 18, 2015

Gronk At A Wedding With Deez Inflated Nuts

[protected-iframe id=”e2dbf73749f3d3ffd3f4f0aaacf4db50-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://instagram.com/p/2yvcFGl5mm/embed/” width=”600″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   That might be one of the best Instagram captions I’ve ever seen on a Gronk photo. It’s one thing for a caption to be great, it’s another for a great caption to...

May 18, 2015

May 18, 2015

Tiger Woods Is Back…On The Prowl

  That’s the Tiger Woods we all love and respect. The hell with the guy who brings his kids to The Masters and acts like he’s going to marry Lindsey Vonn. Once a poon chaser, always a poon chaser. And...

May 18, 2015

Josh Donaldson Licking His Bat

This is what happens when you’re playing in Houston and there’s some serious barbecue action going on in the clubhouse before a Friday night game. One thing leads to another and Josh Donaldson is licking barbecue sauce off his bat....

May 18, 2015

Titans Treat Cheerleaders To 8-Hour Bus Trip For Bikini Shoot

  Another year, another bus ride for the Tennessee Titans cheerleaders who made the trip to shoot a bikini calendar in Florida. You know the deal, I used to destroy Bud Adams before he died for not splurging on plane...

May 18, 2015

Ho-Hum…Phillies Fan Being A Dick

  I’m constantly reminded by Phillies/Eagles fans that they’re not “the worst” in sports. They’ll wait until a Dodgers fan kills a Giants fan or a Mets fan dumps beer on a Phillies outfielder to remind me that there are...

May 18, 2015

Marshawn Lynch Pretty Relaxed At Bay To Breakers

  The Bay To Breakers was held Sunday in San Francisco and that means all sorts of craziness. Cops had to arrest people for all sorts of things like public drunkenness, fighting, resisting arrest, etc. And yet there was Super...

May 18, 2015

Salma Hayek Uncorked, Twitter Bullying Tony Romo & Royce Clayton Selling

Because It’s The Cup time — Rangers-Lightning tonight on NBCSN at 8 EST. That’s about it for those of you who didn’t sit in front of the TV long enough this weekend. You’ll also get a couple baseball games to ...