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Dec 19, 2014

Team USA Basketball Member Selling 2013 Mercedes Benz G550 SUV— $105,000 on eBay!

Get out your investigative hats, BC readers! Currently up for auction on eBay is this gorgeous 2013 Mercedes Benz G550 SUV once owned by an “NBA All Star and Team USA member.” The car is being sold by Pro Motorsports...

Dec 19, 2014

Great Moments In Paulina Gretzky's Internet History

(Just lying around in some lingerie with my tiger pillow, no biggie.) It’s December 19, which could only mean one thing: It’s Paulina Gretzky’s birthday! Yes, The Great One’s daughter officially turned 26-years-old today, but we’re not expecting Paulina to...

Dec 19, 2014

Charles Barkley Ordered Cristal For a Playboy Model and Her Friends

  You’d think Charles Barkley would be pissed about missing out on Ernie Johnson dropping the mic on Nicki Minaj, but trust me, he was up to better things. After bickering with Reggie Miller for three hours while calling the...

Madison Edens Disses the Boston Celtics

  It has been almost a month since we discovered that Internet favorite Mallory Edens has a sister named Madison. She’s a little less vocal about the Bucks than her sis so there hasn’t been much to say … until...

Dec 18, 2014

Rajon Rondo Mavericks Jerseys Already Available in Dallas

  The brutal NBA West Conference got even tougher on Thursday when the Boston Celtics agreed to trade Rajon Rondo to the Dallas Mavericks for draft picks and some warm bodies. According to ESPN this trade hasn’t officially been finalized,...

Dec 18, 2014

Sam Ponder Buying Some Kicks at Flight Club

    It’s safe to say that ESPN sideline reporter Sam Ponder already has the college demo in the bag, but what makes her one of the best is that she’s always looking to expand her game. On Wednesday, she...

Dec 18, 2014

Dec 18, 2014

The Best of Jerry Jones Partying

  Despite allegations of sexually assaulting an ex-stripper (and hilarious photos leaking), Dallas Cowboys owner/general manager Jerry Jones has had a big year. First off, that lawsuit was thrown out—because that can just happen when you’re disgustingly rich. One would...

Dec 18, 2014

Bears Fan on Craigslist In Need of Free Jay Cutler Jersey to Deface

    On Wednesday, the Chicago Bears officially put an end to the Jay Cutler era in embarrassing fashion by benching him for way-worse backup Jimmy Clausen. I’m sure Chicagoans were thrilled with this news—I mean, they were already burning...

Dec 18, 2014

Johnny Manziel and Jimmy Clausen Will Never Succeed With Their Immature Names

    Comcast SportsNet Philly producer Sean Kane revealed the real reason why quarterbacks Johnny Manziel and Jimmy Clausen are destined for failure, and trust me, you would’ve never guessed it. No, it’s not because one drinks too much or...

Dec 18, 2014

Tommy Lasorda Gets Turnt Up at Holiday Party

    On the heels of an impressive Buffalo Wild Wings outing, Los Angeles Dodgers legend Tommy Lasorda hopped right back on the booze train and dominated a holiday party at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel & Bungalows in Santa Monica...

Dec 17, 2014

Brandon Jennings Would Rather Take a Jumper Than a Layup

    On Monday, Howard Beck of Bleacher Report noted that knuckleheads Brandon Jennings and Josh Smith are both available for trade: New Pistons president Stan Van Gundy needs to trade one or both of these guys if he wants...

Dec 17, 2014

Nick Young and His Son Rocking Ninja Turtle Onesies

    After getting their butts whooped by the Pacers on Monday, the Lakers have a hit a nice soft spot in their schedule with three days off before another slaughter in Oklahoma City. Nick Young, a.k.a. Swaggy P, took...