Johnny Manziel and Jimmy Clausen Will Never Succeed With Their Immature Names


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Comcast SportsNet Philly producer Sean Kane revealed the real reason why quarterbacks Johnny Manziel and Jimmy Clausen are destined for failure, and trust me, you would’ve never guessed it.

No, it’s not because one drinks too much or because the other is just plain awful. The truth has been in their forenames all along!




But what about Johnny Unitas?!? According to Kane, he’s exempt because this master rule only applies to the Super Bowl era:

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Of course, Kane later backtracked after feeling that Internet heat:

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Come on Kane, own your theory! There’s also Tommy Maddox (how badass would Tom Maddox have been?), Charlie Batch, Charlie Frye and Kelly Stouffer.