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Jan 22, 2015

Mark Brunell Visibly Deflated After Tom Brady’s Presser

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Jan 22, 2015

Man Claims Baby Isn’t His on ‘Maury’ Because it Looks Like Charles Barkley

[protected-iframe id=”6c5f92792af12e8047a07c6a3ca0a8d4-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/yKvj-aiOSS/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   #DeflateGate and #twirlgate aside, this Thursday afternoon has been pretty dry. But one area of the media that never goes stale is crazy daytime television. Today, there was apparently a dude on...

Jan 22, 2015

Creepy Old Man Asked Eugenie Bouchard for a Twirl

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r35Dyk9fze4&w=560&h=315] While America continues to overreact to some footballs that may or may not have been tampered with, a sexism dispute erupted at the Australian Open after some weirdo tennis presenter asked Eugenie Bouchard to give the crowd a little...

Miss Canada’s Dress at the Miss Universe Prelims Was Hockey-Riffic

Miss Canada 2014 Chanel Beckenlehner pulled out all the stops for the “National Costume Round” at the Miss Universe Preliminaries Wednesday night. Instead of going hardcore with an all-denim Canadian tuxedo or Mountie outfit, Beckenlehner stayed true to her country’s...

Jan 22, 2015

Will Ferrell Clocked a Pelicans Cheerleader in the Head (For a Movie)

[protected-iframe id=”26d46220c5322f9b1b8a4f1484820731-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/yI6x4yJDTV/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Halftime at a sporting event usually signals unruly fans making a beeline for concession stands and restrooms. But that wasn’t the case at Wednesday night’s Los Angeles Lakers-New Orleans Pelicans game. Instead of...

Jan 21, 2015

ESPN Recruiting Analyst Gerry Hamilton Tweets PornHub Link

  ESPN’s Gerry Hamilton was just having a typical Wednesday writing up (and promoting) college football recruiting stories when suddenly he committed one of the worst Twitter snafus of all time. Yes, he accidentally tweeted the link to a porno...

Jan 21, 2015

Jan 21, 2015

Bryce Harper Crashed the Set of ‘Modern Family’

  If you’re a fan of an NL East team that isn’t the Washington Nationals and enjoy the show “Modern Family,” this might not be the post for you. Newly single slugger Bryce Harper (we think?) enjoyed what time off...

Jan 21, 2015

Janet Gretzky Dons GoPro For First Encounter With Paulina’s Baby

  Apparently people have found innovative ways to use their handy GoPros. Just look at Janet Gretzky—she wore one for her first meeting with Paulina’s new baby:   Personally, I miss the days of people lugging in large camcorders into...

Jan 21, 2015

Colts Punter Pat McAfee in Twitter Spat With Division III Linebacker

Unlike a lot of people, Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee had a not-so-serious response to this whole #DeflateGate business Tuesday night. McAfee wondered whether or not sweet, alcoholic beverages are really the way to go in the off chance the...

Jan 21, 2015

Buy David Ortiz’s 2011 Ranger Rover SC — Just $80,000 on eBay

Are you a New England sports fan with $100,000 in expendable money? Then now is your chance to road trip to Red Sox spring training (or the Super Bowl!) in David Ortiz’s 2011 Range Rover SC. Trust me, all your...

Jan 21, 2015

The 2015 Pro Bowl Uniforms Are Finally Here!

The NFL attempted to deflect away some of that #deflategate-hate Wednesday morning by trotting out the jerseys for the 2015 NFL Pro Bowl. As you can see above, the designs probably just infuriated football fans even more. Of course, The...

Jan 21, 2015

Kim DeJesus Has Serious Boxing Skills

  There’s no doubt that we all miss the good ol’ days of Kim DeJesus bikini hiking for waterfalls and volcanoes in Costa Rica. But in case you’ve forgotten, domestic Kim is just as fun— hottest wiffle ball video of...